Pave:80. The be all and end all device for not only drying out wet duck billed platipi, but it also takes the wrinkles out and puts in a lovely crease. I can't believe no-one mentioned this one yet!
Carmine:84. A shuffleboard surface for penguins. Nice and warm.
MWP:85. A device for breaking the television in the room if you happen to be a rock and roll musical performer.
penelope: Attached to the ceiling with a system of hinges, ropes and pulleys, a punkah to cool the room when the air conditioning breaks down.
penelope: For those of you at the back who may not have heard, that was number 86.
Rich:87. If you're in room 304 of the Fitzgerald Hotel, Lexington and E44th Street, New York, a handy jigsaw puzzle to while away the evenings with.
ImNotJohn:88A really substantial trafficator to stop those annoying cyclists from sneaking past you when you're stuck in a traffic jam. 'Turn left, Clyde!'
DeeJay: 101. Paint blue. Apply London Transport logo. Add words "Mornington Crescent" in large white lettering. Place randomly outside various tube stations to confuse tourists.
penelope: If everyone is quite finshed, can I press my trousers now?
Yer Mom: What, with a trouser press? That's just perverse...
Boolbar: Surely the 102nd use for a Corby Trouser Press is Ideal item for use in a game of "101 uses for a . . ."
Clovis: Game is called moral confusion
Your cleaning lady is a strict catholic who, though she has had a child out of wedlock by an unsuitable but charming rogue, cannot continue to sleep with the man she men in church because she has discovered he is divorced. How or should you persuade her that he is a better bet?
Rick: whats going on, this site is well funny, how do i play, what are these colours and why the hampster?
Breadmaster: Ah Rick, this game is no longer happening, but click on "Home" there to see a list of ones you can join in on. As for "why the hampster?" - if only we knew.
O: Why hampster? Why not hampster? Entropy increases.
marcus: i have used one on these as a surfboard.
didn't float to well
penelope: [marcus] maybe not, but I bet your baggies had a lovely crease.