"101 Uses for a Corby Trouser Press"

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• Dunx: 76. A handy replacement for your engine block heater if it breaks down on a cold morning.
• Norma: 77. Cold Weather tanning bed
• Drewsxpa: 78. Combination display mount and demonstrator for your collection of 1970s "mood rings".
• Kevan: 79. Auto-drying umbrella rack.
• Pave: 80. The be all and end all device for not only drying out wet duck billed platipi, but it also takes the wrinkles out and puts in a lovely crease. I can't believe no-one mentioned this one yet!
• Sneggers: 81.

  New! A waffle iron for the larger family. (Also toasts sandwiches.)

• penelope: 82. For re-crisping cornflakes which have become soggy
• Norma: 83. An electric sled. Seats up to 5.
• Carmine: 84. A shuffleboard surface for penguins. Nice and warm.
• MWP: 85. A device for breaking the television in the room if you happen to be a rock and roll musical performer.
• penelope: Attached to the ceiling with a system of hinges, ropes and pulleys, a punkah to cool the room when the air conditioning breaks down.
• penelope: For those of you at the back who may not have heard, that was number 86.
• Rich: 87. If you're in room 304 of the Fitzgerald Hotel, Lexington and E44th Street, New York, a handy jigsaw puzzle to while away the evenings with.
• ImNotJohn: 88A really substantial trafficator to stop those annoying cyclists from sneaking past you when you're stuck in a traffic jam. 'Turn left, Clyde!'
• Norma: 89. A hang-glider.
• Pave: 90. A mirror for people who don't like seeing themselves in mirrors.
• rab: 91. For gently roasting fresh spices as a prelude to cooking up a late-night curry.
• Kevan: 92. The snapping mouthpiece of a Chinese dragon costume.
• Blob: 93. A clothes peg to hang a very large item of clothing on a very big washing line.
• ImNotJohn: 94. Used by Pizza parlours everywhere to transform that thick crust into a Thin 'n Crispy at 15 minutes notice.
• Rich: 95. A marginally more functional version of the pet rock.
• rab: 96. A device for swotting plump bluebottles.
• Drewsxpa: 97. Remove little rubber feet. Use as saké cups. Discard rest of press.
• Phil: 98: For making ice cubes small enough to fit into shot glasses
• Kevan: 99. Pretend that your morning newspaper has been recently printed.
• Parker: Balance on the top step of long flight of stairs. Makes a handy, temporary, down escalator for the unwary.
• Parker: Sorry.. new to this game. 100
• DeeJay: 101. Paint blue. Apply London Transport logo. Add words "Mornington Crescent" in large white lettering. Place randomly outside various tube stations to confuse tourists.
• Simons Mith: A perfect game. Well done, all.

• penelope: If everyone is quite finshed, can I press my trousers now?
• Yer Mom: What, with a trouser press? That's just perverse...
• Boolbar: Surely the 102nd use for a Corby Trouser Press is
  Ideal item for use in a game of "101 uses for a . . ."
• Clovis: Game is called moral confusion Your cleaning lady is a strict catholic who, though she has had a child out of wedlock by an unsuitable but charming rogue, cannot continue to sleep with the man she men in church because she has discovered he is divorced. How or should you persuade her that he is a better bet?
• LUMIDEE: YER MOM IS DUMB
• Rick: whats going on, this site is well funny, how do i play, what are these colours and why the hampster?
• Breadmaster: Ah Rick, this game is no longer happening, but click on "Home" there to see a list of ones you can join in on. As for "why the hampster?" - if only we knew.
• O: Why hampster? Why not hampster? Entropy increases.
• marcus: i have used one on these as a surfboard. didn't float to well
• penelope: [marcus] maybe not, but I bet your baggies had a lovely crease.

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